Game 7: The Hostile Takeover Hoax and the Curse of the Hat

It was a stupid rule, with no consequences. The new Hostile Takeover which was not Hostile, nor was there a takeover. I blame Mike "I play dumb music" Goodman, for the new rule. I blame Alex, "Evil Scam Maker" Usasphaggeti for the Curse of the Hat.

The gist of the game was this. Mike got lucky. He saw his only threat as Alex, scam maker. So they made an immunity deal.

In retaliation, to get evil Mike back to Northridge, Jason "Cursed Hat" and Debbie "The Angel who threw the game for the necessity of helping the big boys with their self esteem" made a nice trade. Debbie gave Jason her railroads and more so Jason would have money for his dark blue monopoly. Debbie was given immunity from Jason until Heads up.

It was all over for Debbie the angel when she landed on the curse of the yellow. She was forced to write this blog, and has decided to play nice so the boys don't hurt her.

Meanwhile, Alex "I need a haircut and I am evil scam artist with trickery talk and deceiving dictation" gave Jason "Curse of the hat, 5'oclock shadow gentleman" his greens. In return, Alex has immunity from Jason.

Jason told Mike to "Roll like a Human Being" because he rolled a pathetic three. Talk about an amateur.

Then he rolled another three- Jason and Alex have agreed that Mike "Cannot go any slower."

By the way, the Family Guy monopoly game is utterly confusing, colorful and dreadful. If these guys are as "Mad" as they claim about monopoly, they would never play with these cheap, commercial imposter of a game. Parker Brothers, where you at?

Mike went to jail and said the "F word" because he is happy and apparently has not had any lovin.

Jason's paying mike $550 for some Orange property, which would have a name worth saying if this were regular monopoly.

Now there are hotels on the light blue. Jason just landed on one, and owes $600. Jason still has 2 houses on the dark blues.

Debbie proposes to be added to the official players. Since she is writing this blog, she feels it is strongly unjust to be a "guest member."

Mike has been rolling 3's for an hour. He just went to go. This could be the "most lucky anyone's ever gotten in a game" says Jason in the cursed hat. Jason is out of the game. It's between two SHADY men, with corrupt ways of life.

Craig is sitting on the couch playing the ukulele. FYI.

Mike just won. He is crowned. He is standing like a true loser, who won out of a combination of sympathy votes, dumb luck and loserville.

SEe ya kids,
Debbie





Again, "What the Duece" aws the popular landing spot.

Game 6

In this first four way watch which included the current champ Alex the Monocle, Jason "Wheelin and Dealin" Azicri, Mike the Emancipator and Stupid Debbie the new comer to Monopoly Madness. The game started off and it seemed like Debbie would be the walk away winner in her first ever official Monopoly Madness match. Debbie landed on Park Place and two rolls later picked up her chance card and it sent her to Boardwalk. She then built up a mini house army having three houses on board walk and two on park place. That was the height of Stupid Debbies monopoly reign. Right after Debbie made this power play the Big three of Monopoly saw that a deal needed to be made. The only problem was that there was still one property that needed to be bought in order for the deal to be made. One the very next roll Mike the Emancipator landed on that very property. The deal was then made, Jason got the Reds, The Emancipator got the Light Purple and The Monocle got the oranges. From this point on everyone was playing on credit, you would think we would of learned from the current housing crisis, but it was not to be. Then when Alex the Monocle seemed like he was out and down he made the DEAL OF THE CENTURY. He made some shady deals the first one was with Wheelin and Dealin, he gave a green for "free pass until heads up", or so it seemed. The Emancipator then took a yellow and light blue for the same deal. Everyone was stunned and then when the Monocle then turned to Stupid Debbie and offered he the Water Tower for the same deal. Now the Monocle could not be charged at all until heads up. This was one of the wost moves in monopoly history by Stupid Debbie. A huge roar went over Dickens apartment with disdain and disgust. An immediate conference was called and the two other members of the Monopoly triangle had to make a ruling. After around a 10 minute delay it was decided that the deal with Debbie would stand and the deal with Wheelin and Dealin would be voided. The wording of the contract was not clear and the deal was off.

From that point on Wheelin and Dealin was in the money, the Emancipator was the first to go and sent his property to Wheelin. Then Stupid Debbie lost to the bank and her property was put up for auction and Wheelin bought it all. It was only a matter of time until the Monocle succumed to the over matched and over powering force of Wheelin and Dealin.

Overall scoreboard

Emancipator -2
Wheelin and Dealin - 2
The Monocle - 2

Game 5

game 4

our first 3 way rubber match

the game started quick. i couldnt think straight because i had been wearing the top hat so long that i was in another world. the game was the most even as far as starts were concerned. everyone getting a bit of everything. after the first round of deals the imancipator was left with the trains, and the slums. wheels had the greens and the monocle had PP/BW and the reds. after a few hotel stays in the slums the imancipator ran to a commanding lead. a lead that would not be revoked. the monocle then hitWheels' pennsylvania with a couple houses and when all was said - the monocle was left with $1. with everything mortgaged and only $1 it was only a matter of time for the monocle. on his next roll he loses in the panziest way possible... the $15 poor tax... so all his properties were auctioned through the bank and mike bought it all but one red. after that it was just a matter of time until Wheels slowly bled his way out and it all ended when jason landed on Connecticut and was charged $600. yuk. jason survives day 1 of recorded monopoly madness without writing a blog.

Running tally
Mike - 2
Alex - 1
Jason - 1

Game3

Well Well Well this is starting to be a bad trend. Jason "Wheeling and Dealing" Azrici started off on fire, it was unbelievable, he got a pure monopoly on Park Place and Board Walk, and then bought up most of the board. It seemed as thought this would be one of the quickest games of all time. Then Alex "The Monocle" made some great trades. He gave Mike "The Emancipator" a yellow for a train that gave The Monocle a train monopoly. This is one of the nominees for the Pontiac Game Changing Performance. The Emancipator then landed on Marvin Gardens and hit his monopoly, building up his housing market. It looked as though the tides were shifting in his direction, consistently in jail during the dangerous part of the game. Jason was on a slide down and it seemed that he was done. Wheel and Deal then traded an orange for Connecticut and he would not pay for the oranges until it was heads up. This is another nominee for the game changing performance. As soon as that happened the Monocle built houses on Orange when The Emancipator was in Jail. Mike then rolled an 8 and had to demolish his houses, the very next roll Wheels landed on Marvin Gardens that would of launched Mike into a huge lead. Unfortunately for Mike that did not happen. From then on Jason landed on the railroads nearly every other roll spending around $1600 in trains. An amount never heard of until this game. When it all came down to it Alex went from the shittier to the penthouse. Tennessee claimed both players with hotels.

Overall standing
Jason - 1
Alex - 1
Mike - 1

Game 2

Well the reigning champion of Monopoly Madness has been knocked out first. Mike jumped out early to a great start. Forming a pure monopoly on the reds and light purple, putting houses on the reds only to be knocked out early by some bad luck. Early in the game we saw a huge bidding war between Jason and Alex, Park Place went for an unprecedented $800, more than double its value. Alex is staying in the game on a hope and a prayer with the oranges. As I type this the game my just be over, Alex just landed on a green and had to take down 8 houses and that should do it. Later in the game Jason landed on Boardwalk, already bought Park Place for 800 placed it up for auction. Alex had $51 so Jason started the bidding at $52 and was able to purchase it for that cheap price. The game was kept around as Alex had some good rolls to get around Jason's property and Jason landing on some of his small property. Quote of the game by Jason talking about Alex "You can't knock him out he is like a cockroach". Alex is playing like the John McClain of the monopoly family, he just wont die. Until he just landed on 2 houses on Pennsylvania and that will do it. Jason "Wheeling and Dealing" Azicri takes down Alex the Monocle and Mike the Emancipator in this epic game 2 of the Monopoly Madness lifetime tournament.

Score Tally
Jason -1
Mike - 1
Alex - 0

Game 1

The first game for the official top hat....
jason, mike, alex

alex and jason pulled out to a quick lead by locking out the board by purchasing one of each property. Jason at one point in the game decided for no reason to let mike have a chance to win by giving mike a monopoly on the red properties. he did this as an insurance move to help survive the possibility of landing on PP/BW both with 2 houses. this then quickly backfired on jason because mike had enough money to build significant properties on the red. and when alex landed on big housed reds 2 times mike rapidly pushed the odds into his favor and the game was a race to see who would land on the other persons property first. jason rolls a 6 and hits indiana for $875 and the game was written from then.

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