Game 7: The Hostile Takeover Hoax and the Curse of the Hat

It was a stupid rule, with no consequences. The new Hostile Takeover which was not Hostile, nor was there a takeover. I blame Mike "I play dumb music" Goodman, for the new rule. I blame Alex, "Evil Scam Maker" Usasphaggeti for the Curse of the Hat.

The gist of the game was this. Mike got lucky. He saw his only threat as Alex, scam maker. So they made an immunity deal.

In retaliation, to get evil Mike back to Northridge, Jason "Cursed Hat" and Debbie "The Angel who threw the game for the necessity of helping the big boys with their self esteem" made a nice trade. Debbie gave Jason her railroads and more so Jason would have money for his dark blue monopoly. Debbie was given immunity from Jason until Heads up.

It was all over for Debbie the angel when she landed on the curse of the yellow. She was forced to write this blog, and has decided to play nice so the boys don't hurt her.

Meanwhile, Alex "I need a haircut and I am evil scam artist with trickery talk and deceiving dictation" gave Jason "Curse of the hat, 5'oclock shadow gentleman" his greens. In return, Alex has immunity from Jason.

Jason told Mike to "Roll like a Human Being" because he rolled a pathetic three. Talk about an amateur.

Then he rolled another three- Jason and Alex have agreed that Mike "Cannot go any slower."

By the way, the Family Guy monopoly game is utterly confusing, colorful and dreadful. If these guys are as "Mad" as they claim about monopoly, they would never play with these cheap, commercial imposter of a game. Parker Brothers, where you at?

Mike went to jail and said the "F word" because he is happy and apparently has not had any lovin.

Jason's paying mike $550 for some Orange property, which would have a name worth saying if this were regular monopoly.

Now there are hotels on the light blue. Jason just landed on one, and owes $600. Jason still has 2 houses on the dark blues.

Debbie proposes to be added to the official players. Since she is writing this blog, she feels it is strongly unjust to be a "guest member."

Mike has been rolling 3's for an hour. He just went to go. This could be the "most lucky anyone's ever gotten in a game" says Jason in the cursed hat. Jason is out of the game. It's between two SHADY men, with corrupt ways of life.

Craig is sitting on the couch playing the ukulele. FYI.

Mike just won. He is crowned. He is standing like a true loser, who won out of a combination of sympathy votes, dumb luck and loserville.

SEe ya kids,
Debbie





Again, "What the Duece" aws the popular landing spot.

Game 6

In this first four way watch which included the current champ Alex the Monocle, Jason "Wheelin and Dealin" Azicri, Mike the Emancipator and Stupid Debbie the new comer to Monopoly Madness. The game started off and it seemed like Debbie would be the walk away winner in her first ever official Monopoly Madness match. Debbie landed on Park Place and two rolls later picked up her chance card and it sent her to Boardwalk. She then built up a mini house army having three houses on board walk and two on park place. That was the height of Stupid Debbies monopoly reign. Right after Debbie made this power play the Big three of Monopoly saw that a deal needed to be made. The only problem was that there was still one property that needed to be bought in order for the deal to be made. One the very next roll Mike the Emancipator landed on that very property. The deal was then made, Jason got the Reds, The Emancipator got the Light Purple and The Monocle got the oranges. From this point on everyone was playing on credit, you would think we would of learned from the current housing crisis, but it was not to be. Then when Alex the Monocle seemed like he was out and down he made the DEAL OF THE CENTURY. He made some shady deals the first one was with Wheelin and Dealin, he gave a green for "free pass until heads up", or so it seemed. The Emancipator then took a yellow and light blue for the same deal. Everyone was stunned and then when the Monocle then turned to Stupid Debbie and offered he the Water Tower for the same deal. Now the Monocle could not be charged at all until heads up. This was one of the wost moves in monopoly history by Stupid Debbie. A huge roar went over Dickens apartment with disdain and disgust. An immediate conference was called and the two other members of the Monopoly triangle had to make a ruling. After around a 10 minute delay it was decided that the deal with Debbie would stand and the deal with Wheelin and Dealin would be voided. The wording of the contract was not clear and the deal was off.

From that point on Wheelin and Dealin was in the money, the Emancipator was the first to go and sent his property to Wheelin. Then Stupid Debbie lost to the bank and her property was put up for auction and Wheelin bought it all. It was only a matter of time until the Monocle succumed to the over matched and over powering force of Wheelin and Dealin.

Overall scoreboard

Emancipator -2
Wheelin and Dealin - 2
The Monocle - 2

Game 5