In this first four way watch which included the current champ Alex the Monocle, Jason "Wheelin and Dealin" Azicri, Mike the Emancipator and Stupid Debbie the new comer to Monopoly Madness. The game started off and it seemed like Debbie would be the walk away winner in her first ever official Monopoly Madness match. Debbie landed on Park Place and two rolls later picked up her chance card and it sent her to Boardwalk. She then built up a mini house army having three houses on board walk and two on park place. That was the height of Stupid Debbies monopoly reign. Right after Debbie made this power play the Big three of Monopoly saw that a deal needed to be made. The only problem was that there was still one property that needed to be bought in order for the deal to be made. One the very next roll Mike the Emancipator landed on that very property. The deal was then made, Jason got the Reds, The Emancipator got the Light Purple and The Monocle got the oranges. From this point on everyone was playing on credit, you would think we would of learned from the current housing crisis, but it was not to be. Then when Alex the Monocle seemed like he was out and down he made the DEAL OF THE CENTURY. He made some shady deals the first one was with Wheelin and Dealin, he gave a green for "free pass until heads up", or so it seemed. The Emancipator then took a yellow and light blue for the same deal. Everyone was stunned and then when the Monocle then turned to Stupid Debbie and offered he the Water Tower for the same deal. Now the Monocle could not be charged at all until heads up. This was one of the wost moves in monopoly history by Stupid Debbie. A huge roar went over Dickens apartment with disdain and disgust. An immediate conference was called and the two other members of the Monopoly triangle had to make a ruling. After around a 10 minute delay it was decided that the deal with Debbie would stand and the deal with Wheelin and Dealin would be voided. The wording of the contract was not clear and the deal was off.
From that point on Wheelin and Dealin was in the money, the Emancipator was the first to go and sent his property to Wheelin. Then Stupid Debbie lost to the bank and her property was put up for auction and Wheelin bought it all. It was only a matter of time until the Monocle succumed to the over matched and over powering force of Wheelin and Dealin.
Overall scoreboard
Emancipator -2
Wheelin and Dealin - 2
The Monocle - 2
1 comment:
With all due respect, Alex used shady math to get Debbie to agree to the deal. Alex appeared to sweetly give Debbie the property to free. He lied! It is a sham. Debbie would have potentially won Monopoly Madness otherwise. Alex is a scam artist and only came in 2nd place because of debauchery which should not be supported in MOnopoly Madness.
- Concerned Observer in Sherman Oaks
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