Game 7: The Hostile Takeover Hoax and the Curse of the Hat

It was a stupid rule, with no consequences. The new Hostile Takeover which was not Hostile, nor was there a takeover. I blame Mike "I play dumb music" Goodman, for the new rule. I blame Alex, "Evil Scam Maker" Usasphaggeti for the Curse of the Hat.

The gist of the game was this. Mike got lucky. He saw his only threat as Alex, scam maker. So they made an immunity deal.

In retaliation, to get evil Mike back to Northridge, Jason "Cursed Hat" and Debbie "The Angel who threw the game for the necessity of helping the big boys with their self esteem" made a nice trade. Debbie gave Jason her railroads and more so Jason would have money for his dark blue monopoly. Debbie was given immunity from Jason until Heads up.

It was all over for Debbie the angel when she landed on the curse of the yellow. She was forced to write this blog, and has decided to play nice so the boys don't hurt her.

Meanwhile, Alex "I need a haircut and I am evil scam artist with trickery talk and deceiving dictation" gave Jason "Curse of the hat, 5'oclock shadow gentleman" his greens. In return, Alex has immunity from Jason.

Jason told Mike to "Roll like a Human Being" because he rolled a pathetic three. Talk about an amateur.

Then he rolled another three- Jason and Alex have agreed that Mike "Cannot go any slower."

By the way, the Family Guy monopoly game is utterly confusing, colorful and dreadful. If these guys are as "Mad" as they claim about monopoly, they would never play with these cheap, commercial imposter of a game. Parker Brothers, where you at?

Mike went to jail and said the "F word" because he is happy and apparently has not had any lovin.

Jason's paying mike $550 for some Orange property, which would have a name worth saying if this were regular monopoly.

Now there are hotels on the light blue. Jason just landed on one, and owes $600. Jason still has 2 houses on the dark blues.

Debbie proposes to be added to the official players. Since she is writing this blog, she feels it is strongly unjust to be a "guest member."

Mike has been rolling 3's for an hour. He just went to go. This could be the "most lucky anyone's ever gotten in a game" says Jason in the cursed hat. Jason is out of the game. It's between two SHADY men, with corrupt ways of life.

Craig is sitting on the couch playing the ukulele. FYI.

Mike just won. He is crowned. He is standing like a true loser, who won out of a combination of sympathy votes, dumb luck and loserville.

SEe ya kids,
Debbie





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