Monopoly Madness.. the game started off pretty fast with everyone landing on properties and filling up the board fast. Mr. Azicri, however, decided very early on that he would land on chance and advance straight to boardwalk. Nice start. then when he went around the board again, he landed on park place. Pretty much almost game, set match from there. People continued to roll and land on properties and buy, but Adam landed on Pennsylvania and north carolina pretty quick and was hoping for pacific, but Alex got to it first. Oh fudge. At this point no railroads had been landed on but Adam finally landed on B&O Railroad.
Jason had a monopoly on Park and Boardwalk and decided to put up houses. Adam was on North Carolina Ave and if he landed on Boardwalk he was out of the game. Everyone was standing up. Adam rolled one dice at a time. The first one, a 5. The second one...........a.............. 2. Adam was out, had to put on the "BROKE" shirt, and now has to write this stupid blog.
Mike goes BANKRUPT!!!!
Alex goes BANKRUPT.
It's now Greg and Jason in the game. Greg has 1 yellow, 2 reds, 2 pinks, and a brown. And a railroad. Jason has everything else.
Greg now has a yellow and a railroad mortgaged, Jason is putting up houses everywhere. He has Hotels on Orange, a few houses on green, and a few houses on Blue.
Jason basically won but they are finishing the game by waiting for Greg to land on one of Jason's big properties.
Greg is staying alive by dodging Jason's properties while Jason is continuing to build on his property.
Greg just landed in jail and is safe for a few more rolls.
Jason just landed on the last property available which is St. Charles.
Greg keeps landing on JAIL. He is staying in the game.
Greg just landed on Pacific with 2 houses on it and owes $330. he has now mortgaged all his property and only has $60 left. Jason has no shot. Just kidding. Jason just won as Greg landed on income tax.
The end.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Maddness...no this is maddness!
Monopoly: 1) a board game created by Parker Brothers in which players move around the board and buy properties with the goal of taking all the money from the other players. 2) a market in which there are many buyers but only one seller; 3) when luck overcome skill.
The game started with the usual complaining from the defending hat wearer Alex "ooowwwwwwwww" Usategui as Greg rolled a strong 11 making him the first to roll and Alex the last. Roll after roll happened. Greg eating up massive properties. Jason being audited, paying his income tax and generously giving each player. Adam picked up a few properties and Mike made the poor choice of only staying on the property other trailblazers have already occupied. Eventually a trade was due to be made...and it was. Alex took the purple. Greg the red. Adam the light Blue. Jason the Orange. Mike only had broken hopes and dreams. The masterstroke by Jason was not trading until all players were in prime position to land on his orange. Player after player landed on community chest in between Jason's properties. Jason knew this was the end and he HAD to do something, but it was too late. Greg knocked out Jason and took the slums unmortgaged. The computer was open and the search for the website was on. Greg eventually knocked off the others one by one until Alex couldn't come to grips with reality and gave his money to the bank.
There is Monopoly and then there is monopoly. Which was was this? I'll let you be the judge.
Jason Azicri
The game started with the usual complaining from the defending hat wearer Alex "ooowwwwwwwww" Usategui as Greg rolled a strong 11 making him the first to roll and Alex the last. Roll after roll happened. Greg eating up massive properties. Jason being audited, paying his income tax and generously giving each player. Adam picked up a few properties and Mike made the poor choice of only staying on the property other trailblazers have already occupied. Eventually a trade was due to be made...and it was. Alex took the purple. Greg the red. Adam the light Blue. Jason the Orange. Mike only had broken hopes and dreams. The masterstroke by Jason was not trading until all players were in prime position to land on his orange. Player after player landed on community chest in between Jason's properties. Jason knew this was the end and he HAD to do something, but it was too late. Greg knocked out Jason and took the slums unmortgaged. The computer was open and the search for the website was on. Greg eventually knocked off the others one by one until Alex couldn't come to grips with reality and gave his money to the bank.
There is Monopoly and then there is monopoly. Which was was this? I'll let you be the judge.
Jason Azicri
Sunday, February 21, 2010
The great champion Mike the Mercyless has fallen. There have been good days in monopoly and bad but this is one of the worst. As it looks right now the hat will make the road trip to Man Fransico, yes that very same place where Jerry Rice took it from Joe Homontana. Mike did the best he could, his first couple times through the board was riddled with landing on Alex or Jasons property. He did eventually land on a couple true monopolys on the doodie brown and Pee Yellow. While things were looking great for Mike he had a couple of hotels and was looking pretty good. Then the market crashed. Mike found his way out of the game via St. Jason place as he renamed it. Alex was putting up a great fight and things were looking like it could go either way. The turning point in the game was when Alex kept landing on Jasons property and Jason was Blowing by the reds which was Alexs only sorce of income. On a side not Jason is talking about Manafest Dysteny which has really nothing to do with this game. I want to kill them both and this shirt is getting tighter and itchier. I believe Jason did not shower well after his game and I plan on misplaceing this shirt tonight. Sadie may be wearing it for now on. Back to the game. Alex was still in the game until he landed on the newely aquired medertrian ave with a hotel then rolled a 2 to get the baltic ave hotel. It was a sad time in monopoly world as Jason the Assface has won. It is all but over when Alex stops by for a visit on St Charles. The game is over and all are sad. The million of Mike fans around the world are rioting and attempting to stop this change of power. They are chanting No Man Fransico over and over. I fear that they will not be able to stop this and we shall have to endure this tragic regieme until someone is brave enough to stop this. God Speed I hope not to talk again
Are you ready?
No...you are not. Jason here writing the blog. "But how can Jason be writing the blog since he clearly didn't lose?" Yes, I'm sorry distinguished Monopoly Blog readers as the odds have clearly been defied. Jason, as he usually does, liked to travel in style. Buying up the Reading, Pennsylvania, and B&O Railroad. After some time, Jason and Alex swapped Red and Purple monopolies. Jason going regal and Alex took Republican row. Then Stupid Mike did some stuff. Several brilliant Jason moves later the game was in the balance. In a series of rolls that proved Thomas Edison, Stephen Hawkens, and God wrong. Here's the setup:
Jason sits on North Carolina Avenue. Mike owns the blues with only a house on Park Place. Jason is ready to load up on houses on his purple. Even if he lands on the Stupid one, he'll be fine. First, the Master Tactician lands on Park Place (double the pay due to a Monopoly for $70). That's okay, as long as I don't roll a double 1 everything should be fine. A double one later, Jason dishes out $200 to Mike's Boardwalk. Another roll and no danger. Just need to get my Go money and roll. As long as I don't roll a 4. After Jason rolled a 4 and lost his "Go" money there still was a chance. In fact, a good chance. He was full 14 spaces away from Alex's multiple houses on Red. That is unless he rolls a double 6 and landed on Free Parking. As long as I don't roll a...before that sentence could be finished a three had been rolled.
Mike did something stupid (as usual) and Alex continues his courtship with Lady Luck.
Jason sits on North Carolina Avenue. Mike owns the blues with only a house on Park Place. Jason is ready to load up on houses on his purple. Even if he lands on the Stupid one, he'll be fine. First, the Master Tactician lands on Park Place (double the pay due to a Monopoly for $70). That's okay, as long as I don't roll a double 1 everything should be fine. A double one later, Jason dishes out $200 to Mike's Boardwalk. Another roll and no danger. Just need to get my Go money and roll. As long as I don't roll a 4. After Jason rolled a 4 and lost his "Go" money there still was a chance. In fact, a good chance. He was full 14 spaces away from Alex's multiple houses on Red. That is unless he rolls a double 6 and landed on Free Parking. As long as I don't roll a...before that sentence could be finished a three had been rolled.
Mike did something stupid (as usual) and Alex continues his courtship with Lady Luck.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Crapshoot
The broke shirt came down to one roll. Jimmy had been alive for 4 turns with 21 dollars and finally landed on a hotel owned oriental avenue. The very next roll, Mike bankrupted on an advance to boardwalk chance card that had just been unmortgaged by Jason. Jason now owns monopolies of the light blue, dark blue, pink, gren, and brown, with hotels on the light blues and browns. Greg is hanging in with houses on the yellow section. Alex has managed to stay competitive with a property, railroad, and utility. The board is the most intimidating game with houses or hotels on most of the board. Greg just hoteled the yellows, which puts him with no cash, but a chance to bankrupt the other two. A clutch pass go roll from greg to avoid the double-housed boardwalk. Alex just bankrupted on Pennsylvania. Jason is decidng which properties he wants to pay the mortgage on. Jason just rolled an 11 to blow past the hoteled yellow section, clutch roll. Greg landed on the elusive new york, which Jason has outbid him on in the auction, and immediately mortgaged. Greg just landed on Illinois and is selling a house to pay for the mortgage. This game was rigged from the start, who rolls a double six to decide who goes first. The yellow houses have been demonlished, and the game continues, the broke shirt is small and itchy, one more roll and mike would have been stuck with shirt. Lucky. The play of the game might have been Atlantic not having two houses early in the game. Game, set, match, ending on Carolina.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Game 7: The Hostile Takeover Hoax and the Curse of the Hat
It was a stupid rule, with no consequences. The new Hostile Takeover which was not Hostile, nor was there a takeover. I blame Mike "I play dumb music" Goodman, for the new rule. I blame Alex, "Evil Scam Maker" Usasphaggeti for the Curse of the Hat.
The gist of the game was this. Mike got lucky. He saw his only threat as Alex, scam maker. So they made an immunity deal.
In retaliation, to get evil Mike back to Northridge, Jason "Cursed Hat" and Debbie "The Angel who threw the game for the necessity of helping the big boys with their self esteem" made a nice trade. Debbie gave Jason her railroads and more so Jason would have money for his dark blue monopoly. Debbie was given immunity from Jason until Heads up.
It was all over for Debbie the angel when she landed on the curse of the yellow. She was forced to write this blog, and has decided to play nice so the boys don't hurt her.
Meanwhile, Alex "I need a haircut and I am evil scam artist with trickery talk and deceiving dictation" gave Jason "Curse of the hat, 5'oclock shadow gentleman" his greens. In return, Alex has immunity from Jason.
Jason told Mike to "Roll like a Human Being" because he rolled a pathetic three. Talk about an amateur.
Then he rolled another three- Jason and Alex have agreed that Mike "Cannot go any slower."
By the way, the Family Guy monopoly game is utterly confusing, colorful and dreadful. If these guys are as "Mad" as they claim about monopoly, they would never play with these cheap, commercial imposter of a game. Parker Brothers, where you at?
Mike went to jail and said the "F word" because he is happy and apparently has not had any lovin.
Jason's paying mike $550 for some Orange property, which would have a name worth saying if this were regular monopoly.
Now there are hotels on the light blue. Jason just landed on one, and owes $600. Jason still has 2 houses on the dark blues.
Debbie proposes to be added to the official players. Since she is writing this blog, she feels it is strongly unjust to be a "guest member."
Mike has been rolling 3's for an hour. He just went to go. This could be the "most lucky anyone's ever gotten in a game" says Jason in the cursed hat. Jason is out of the game. It's between two SHADY men, with corrupt ways of life.
Craig is sitting on the couch playing the ukulele. FYI.
Mike just won. He is crowned. He is standing like a true loser, who won out of a combination of sympathy votes, dumb luck and loserville.
SEe ya kids,
Debbie
Again, "What the Duece" aws the popular landing spot.
The gist of the game was this. Mike got lucky. He saw his only threat as Alex, scam maker. So they made an immunity deal.
In retaliation, to get evil Mike back to Northridge, Jason "Cursed Hat" and Debbie "The Angel who threw the game for the necessity of helping the big boys with their self esteem" made a nice trade. Debbie gave Jason her railroads and more so Jason would have money for his dark blue monopoly. Debbie was given immunity from Jason until Heads up.
It was all over for Debbie the angel when she landed on the curse of the yellow. She was forced to write this blog, and has decided to play nice so the boys don't hurt her.
Meanwhile, Alex "I need a haircut and I am evil scam artist with trickery talk and deceiving dictation" gave Jason "Curse of the hat, 5'oclock shadow gentleman" his greens. In return, Alex has immunity from Jason.
Jason told Mike to "Roll like a Human Being" because he rolled a pathetic three. Talk about an amateur.
Then he rolled another three- Jason and Alex have agreed that Mike "Cannot go any slower."
By the way, the Family Guy monopoly game is utterly confusing, colorful and dreadful. If these guys are as "Mad" as they claim about monopoly, they would never play with these cheap, commercial imposter of a game. Parker Brothers, where you at?
Mike went to jail and said the "F word" because he is happy and apparently has not had any lovin.
Jason's paying mike $550 for some Orange property, which would have a name worth saying if this were regular monopoly.
Now there are hotels on the light blue. Jason just landed on one, and owes $600. Jason still has 2 houses on the dark blues.
Debbie proposes to be added to the official players. Since she is writing this blog, she feels it is strongly unjust to be a "guest member."
Mike has been rolling 3's for an hour. He just went to go. This could be the "most lucky anyone's ever gotten in a game" says Jason in the cursed hat. Jason is out of the game. It's between two SHADY men, with corrupt ways of life.
Craig is sitting on the couch playing the ukulele. FYI.
Mike just won. He is crowned. He is standing like a true loser, who won out of a combination of sympathy votes, dumb luck and loserville.
SEe ya kids,
Debbie
Again, "What the Duece" aws the popular landing spot.
Game 6
In this first four way watch which included the current champ Alex the Monocle, Jason "Wheelin and Dealin" Azicri, Mike the Emancipator and Stupid Debbie the new comer to Monopoly Madness. The game started off and it seemed like Debbie would be the walk away winner in her first ever official Monopoly Madness match. Debbie landed on Park Place and two rolls later picked up her chance card and it sent her to Boardwalk. She then built up a mini house army having three houses on board walk and two on park place. That was the height of Stupid Debbies monopoly reign. Right after Debbie made this power play the Big three of Monopoly saw that a deal needed to be made. The only problem was that there was still one property that needed to be bought in order for the deal to be made. One the very next roll Mike the Emancipator landed on that very property. The deal was then made, Jason got the Reds, The Emancipator got the Light Purple and The Monocle got the oranges. From this point on everyone was playing on credit, you would think we would of learned from the current housing crisis, but it was not to be. Then when Alex the Monocle seemed like he was out and down he made the DEAL OF THE CENTURY. He made some shady deals the first one was with Wheelin and Dealin, he gave a green for "free pass until heads up", or so it seemed. The Emancipator then took a yellow and light blue for the same deal. Everyone was stunned and then when the Monocle then turned to Stupid Debbie and offered he the Water Tower for the same deal. Now the Monocle could not be charged at all until heads up. This was one of the wost moves in monopoly history by Stupid Debbie. A huge roar went over Dickens apartment with disdain and disgust. An immediate conference was called and the two other members of the Monopoly triangle had to make a ruling. After around a 10 minute delay it was decided that the deal with Debbie would stand and the deal with Wheelin and Dealin would be voided. The wording of the contract was not clear and the deal was off.
From that point on Wheelin and Dealin was in the money, the Emancipator was the first to go and sent his property to Wheelin. Then Stupid Debbie lost to the bank and her property was put up for auction and Wheelin bought it all. It was only a matter of time until the Monocle succumed to the over matched and over powering force of Wheelin and Dealin.
Overall scoreboard
Emancipator -2
Wheelin and Dealin - 2
The Monocle - 2
From that point on Wheelin and Dealin was in the money, the Emancipator was the first to go and sent his property to Wheelin. Then Stupid Debbie lost to the bank and her property was put up for auction and Wheelin bought it all. It was only a matter of time until the Monocle succumed to the over matched and over powering force of Wheelin and Dealin.
Overall scoreboard
Emancipator -2
Wheelin and Dealin - 2
The Monocle - 2
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