The great champion Mike the Mercyless has fallen. There have been good days in monopoly and bad but this is one of the worst. As it looks right now the hat will make the road trip to Man Fransico, yes that very same place where Jerry Rice took it from Joe Homontana. Mike did the best he could, his first couple times through the board was riddled with landing on Alex or Jasons property. He did eventually land on a couple true monopolys on the doodie brown and Pee Yellow. While things were looking great for Mike he had a couple of hotels and was looking pretty good. Then the market crashed. Mike found his way out of the game via St. Jason place as he renamed it. Alex was putting up a great fight and things were looking like it could go either way. The turning point in the game was when Alex kept landing on Jasons property and Jason was Blowing by the reds which was Alexs only sorce of income. On a side not Jason is talking about Manafest Dysteny which has really nothing to do with this game. I want to kill them both and this shirt is getting tighter and itchier. I believe Jason did not shower well after his game and I plan on misplaceing this shirt tonight. Sadie may be wearing it for now on. Back to the game. Alex was still in the game until he landed on the newely aquired medertrian ave with a hotel then rolled a 2 to get the baltic ave hotel. It was a sad time in monopoly world as Jason the Assface has won. It is all but over when Alex stops by for a visit on St Charles. The game is over and all are sad. The million of Mike fans around the world are rioting and attempting to stop this change of power. They are chanting No Man Fransico over and over. I fear that they will not be able to stop this and we shall have to endure this tragic regieme until someone is brave enough to stop this. God Speed I hope not to talk again